What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
16.06.2025 00:12

No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
What are the top 5 star Michelin restaurants near Pompano Beach, Florida?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Japanese culture: Is it true adult adoption is common in Japan?
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
I am 13 and I am planning to run away. What should I do to succeed?
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Are there many people here who suffer from schizophrenia?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
Everyone loved it.
What do you do when your family doesn’t care about you?
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Do you think your landlord should have a key to your room?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How can couples reverse the buildup of resentment once they notice it?
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
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Do straight guys like to have sex with men when they smoke meth?
share office space ...
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
How do I explain to my husband that my 19-year-old son has accidentally gotten me pregnant?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
How do you have intercourse with a girl who can remember you for a long time?